Did you hear about the dog who ran a half marathon by accident? Her owner let her out early one Sunday morning, she meandered over to a race start nearby, sniffed the runners and when the starting gun went off, so did she. She ran the whole thing in a very impressive 1:32, coming in 6th. But to all the runners who finished after her, I feel your pain. I’ve been beaten by a dog. More than once, in fact. There’s no shame in it.
Happy Friday!
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